Behold the Fuck Thunder
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ArtistThe Great Redneck Hope
TypeAlbum
ReleasedAugust 24, 2004
RYM Rating 2.76 / 5.0 from 52 ratings
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Track listing

  • 1 Whoa, Frankenstein! I Didn’t Program You to Make Out with Boys! 0:26
  • 2 Let’s Fall in Love Over AIM so We Can Fuck When We Meet at Cornerstone. 0:49
  • 3 It Sure Does Get Lonely Out Here in the Boondocks. Thank God for Cock. 0:40
  • 4 Call Me Old-Fashioned, but I Think Trains Are Kick-Ass. 0:51
  • 5 Girl, Are You Pregnant? It’s Not My Fault! You Seduced Me! 1:39
  • 6 Did You Ever Notice That “Stat” Is “Tats” Backward? Dude, That’s so Tribal. 0:54
  • 7 Cheeseburger Karma 2004: A Jam Odyssey. 0:58
  • 8 Pssst! Hey, the Lord Is Awesome. Pass It On. 0:46
  • 9 My Other Car Is a Centaur. 0:17
  • 10 Killing the Wheelchair-Bound as They Exit Church with Missiles Fired from Helicopters Is My Milieu. 1:03
  • 11 Are You There, God? Please Help Me Stop Masturbating. 0:51

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1.00 stars
Lowering the ante even further than their debut did, this one has 11 "songs" clocking in at under 10 minutes.  This disc tries for a much lamer metalcore sound compared to the experimental post-hardcore of the debut.  Imagine a Hatebreed album sped up to triple speed and you're getting the idea.
Track 10's title says it all, really.
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4.50 stars
This is the eulogy to my attention span.
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Catalog

Ratings: 52
Cataloged: 37
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Rating distribution
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11 Apr 2015
Verkrah  2.00 stars Poor; Very flawed
26 Feb 2015
FlakyPorcupine  0.50 stars Feed the Machine
13 Feb 2015
7 Jan 2015
AlmightyDeku  4.00 stars Harmon mutes
29 Dec 2014
8 Dec 2014
3 May 2014
m_warden  1.00 stars 2/10
29 Dec 2013
26 Nov 2013
Patholysis  2.00 stars your average local band
22 Nov 2013
foxie_  3.00 stars
19 Nov 2013
5 Jun 2013
uhhkris  3.00 stars not bad!
18 Mar 2013
crsini CD3.00 stars
11 Dec 2012
funeralparade  2.50 stars not engaging
18 Nov 2012
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Track listing

  • 1 Whoa, Frankenstein! I Didn’t Program You to Make Out with Boys! 0:26
  • 2 Let’s Fall in Love Over AIM so We Can Fuck When We Meet at Cornerstone. 0:49
  • 3 It Sure Does Get Lonely Out Here in the Boondocks. Thank God for Cock. 0:40
  • 4 Call Me Old-Fashioned, but I Think Trains Are Kick-Ass. 0:51
  • 5 Girl, Are You Pregnant? It’s Not My Fault! You Seduced Me! 1:39
  • 6 Did You Ever Notice That “Stat” Is “Tats” Backward? Dude, That’s so Tribal. 0:54
  • 7 Cheeseburger Karma 2004: A Jam Odyssey. 0:58
  • 8 Pssst! Hey, the Lord Is Awesome. Pass It On. 0:46
  • 9 My Other Car Is a Centaur. 0:17
  • 10 Killing the Wheelchair-Bound as They Exit Church with Missiles Fired from Helicopters Is My Milieu. 1:03
  • 11 Are You There, God? Please Help Me Stop Masturbating. 0:51

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